BLOOM

177,74 DKK

Sure, flowers are nice… but have you seen you? This poster is basically a giant floral mirror, repeating the obvious: you’re just as beautiful (if not more). Hang it up as daily proof that self-confidence doesn’t need watering, it just needs the occasional reminder in bold letters.

Don’t Sunbathe It

Posters love light… just not that much light. Keep it out of direct sunlight unless you’re into that washed-out, vintage look.

Frame It, Maybe?

Frames aren’t just for rich art collectors. They keep your poster flat, clean, and safe from the horror of accidental coffee spills.

Dust, Don’t Crust

A gentle wipe with a dry, soft cloth once in a while is enough. No, your mop does not qualify. And please… don’t use cleaning spray. It’s paper, not your kitchen counter.

Roll Responsibly

Moving? Roll it loosely and stick it in a cardboard tube. Don’t fold it. Folds are forever, just like bad tattoos.

Climate Control (For Posters, Not Your Mood)

Keep it in a dry, cool place. Humidity makes posters wrinkle like raisins. Basements and bathrooms? Hard no.

Recycle the Right Way

If, for some unholy reason, you stop loving it... don’t trash it. Donate, swap, or recycle.

The posters clean up nice with a sturdy wooden frame, already kitted out to hang straight on your wall (because wrestling with nails is overrated).

Ready-to-hang: Comes with the hanging kit, so you can skip the assembly drama.

Frame Material: Solid pine wood. Tougher than it looks.

Frame Size: Chunky enough to last (20-25mm thick), sleek enough to look good (1014mm wide).

Paper Weight: Heavyweight 200 gsm (a solid 80 lb), because floppy posters are a tragedy.

Paper Finish: Smooth matte, zero glare. No accidental mirror selfies here.

Protection: Shatterproof plexiglass, because accidents (and clumsy friends) happen.

Sustainability: FSC-certified or equivalent, so your conscience can relax.

On-Demand Magic: No warehouses, no dust. Printed fresh and shipped just for you.

CAN I RETURN MY ORDER IF I CHANGE MY MIND?

Yep! EU law gives you a 14-day “cooling-off” period. So if you unpack your poster and decide it’s not love at first sight, you can send it back within 14 days. No hard feelings.

How do I start a return?

Just drop an email at hello@distinctroom.com with your order number. We’ll send you the return address and next steps.

Who pays for return shipping?

Changed your mind? You cover the return shipping.

Got a damaged, misprinted, or wrong item? That’s on me. I will replace it free of charge or refund you in full.

My poster arrived damaged. What now?

Snap a quick photo and email it to me (hello@distinctroom.com) within 30 days. I will sort it out with a free replacement (or a refund if you’d rather). Easy.

What if my order never shows up?

If your package takes a holiday and gets lost in transit, I will send you a new one. No extra cost, no stress.

When will I get my money back?

Once your return lands back with me (or you show us proof it’s on the way), I will refund you to your original payment method. Usually within 14 days, but often faster.

Can I swap for another design instead?

Not directly. Since everything is printed on demand, the quickest way is: return your poster → get a refund → place a shiny new order.

Are your posters considered personalized?

Nope! All designs are my own creations, not customer-customized. That means they are returnable under EU law. If we ever launch personalized prints, those would be non-returnable (but we’ll make that super clear).

How do I reach you?
Email: hello@distinctroom.com

For the very specific details, read the Return Policy, available at the bottom of the page under "Terms and Conditions".

Bloom, a tribute

“Bloom” is basically a motivational speech, but prettier and easier to hang on your wall. It’s inspired by my mother, who has this unshakable determination to do things her way, especially in her garden.

Flowers aren't just plants, they are her personal army. Women are powerful and she is my first example.

And yes, they listen to her better than I ever did. That’s how I, too, have this quality of doing things my way, just like her.

I love you, mom.

From garden to wall

The azalea wasn’t chosen because it looked nice on the internet. It was chosen because it was the flower in my childhood garden, the one my mom loved, and the one I couldn’t stop staring at. Out of all the plants fighting for attention, this one had the stage presence. It was dramatic, elegant, and absolutely owned the mornings.

That’s where the gradient comes in: the soft yellow and blue echo the way that azalea looked at sunrise, catching the first light and showing off before the rest of the garden even woke up. My dog loved it too!

So yes, the azalea in Bloom is personal. It’s memory. It's beautiful.

Sustainable Print

Printed on FSC approved paper, 200gsm.

Details matter

Personality and uniqueness with every piece.

Part of a bigger picture

Stories, not just posters.

A PURCHASE WITH BENEFITS

Sure, you’re just buying a poster. But in the process, you’re also rescuing your wall from eternal boredom and casually planting a tree. Basically, you’re a philanthropist now. Congratulations on being both stylish and morally superior.

See our forest

THE BOTANICAL COLLECTION:

Because your walls deserve more than just beige. From smug little lemons to flowers showing off in full bloom, this collection turns plants, fruits, and vegetables into posters that are way too pretty to be called “decor.” Fresh, bold, and just a little dramatic, these prints bring the garden inside (without the watering, bugs, or inevitable plant funerals).

Explore the Botanical Collection

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