TASTE
Life’s short. Hug your friends, kiss like tomorrow’s canceled, blast that one song until your neighbors file a complaint and for the love of all things dramatic, stop waiting for the “perfect moment.” It’s already happening. This poster? A loud, unapologetic reminder to squeeze every drop out of your so-called goddamn life.
Poster Survival Guide
Don’t Sunbathe It
Posters love light… just not that much light. Keep it out of direct sunlight unless you’re into that washed-out, vintage look.
Frame It, Maybe?
Frames aren’t just for rich art collectors. They keep your poster flat, clean, and safe from the horror of accidental coffee spills.
Dust, Don’t Crust
A gentle wipe with a dry, soft cloth once in a while is enough. No, your mop does not qualify. And please… don’t use cleaning spray. It’s paper, not your kitchen counter.
Roll Responsibly
Moving? Roll it loosely and stick it in a cardboard tube. Don’t fold it. Folds are forever, just like bad tattoos.
Climate Control (For Posters, Not Your Mood)
Keep it in a dry, cool place. Humidity makes posters wrinkle like raisins. Basements and bathrooms? Hard no.
Recycle the Right Way
If, for some unholy reason, you stop loving it... don’t trash it. Donate, swap, or recycle.
For the Detail Freaks
The posters clean up nice with a sturdy wooden frame, already kitted out to hang straight on your wall (because wrestling with nails is overrated).
Ready-to-hang: Comes with the hanging kit, so you can skip the assembly drama.
Frame Material: Solid pine wood. Tougher than it looks.
Frame Size: Chunky enough to last (20-25mm thick), sleek enough to look good (1014mm wide).
Paper Weight: Heavyweight 200 gsm (a solid 80 lb), because floppy posters are a tragedy.
Paper Finish: Smooth matte, zero glare. No accidental mirror selfies here.
Protection: Shatterproof plexiglass, because accidents (and clumsy friends) happen.
Sustainability: FSC-certified or equivalent, so your conscience can relax.
On-Demand Magic: No warehouses, no dust. Printed fresh and shipped just for you.
What do I actually get?
If you only buy a Poster:
You get the artwork, printed in high quality, rolled up safely in a tube. No frame, no extras, just pure visual goodness waiting to hit your wall.
If you buy a Framed Poster
Same high-quality print, but this time it comes already living in a sleek frame (ready to hang the moment it arrives).
Ship & Flip
CAN I RETURN MY ORDER IF I CHANGE MY MIND?
Yep! EU law gives you a 14-day “cooling-off” period. So if you unpack your poster and decide it’s not love at first sight, you can send it back within 14 days. No hard feelings.
How do I start a return?
Just drop an email at hello@distinctroom.com with your order number. We’ll send you the return address and next steps.
Who pays for return shipping?
Changed your mind? You cover the return shipping.
Got a damaged, misprinted, or wrong item? That’s on me. I will replace it free of charge or refund you in full.
My poster arrived damaged. What now?
Snap a quick photo and email it to me (hello@distinctroom.com) within 30 days. I will sort it out with a free replacement (or a refund if you’d rather). Easy.
What if my order never shows up?
If your package takes a holiday and gets lost in transit, I will send you a new one. No extra cost, no stress.
When will I get my money back?
Once your return lands back with me (or you show us proof it’s on the way), I will refund you to your original payment method. Usually within 14 days, but often faster.
Can I swap for another design instead?
Not directly. Since everything is printed on demand, the quickest way is: return your poster → get a refund → place a shiny new order.
Are your posters considered personalized?
Nope! All designs are my own creations, not customer-customized. That means they are returnable under EU law. If we ever launch personalized prints, those would be non-returnable (but we’ll make that super clear).
How do I reach you?
Email: hello@distinctroom.com
For the very specific details, read the Return Policy, available at the bottom of the page under "Terms and Conditions".
Taste
Later becomes never
There was a time I thought life was something you were supposed to manage. Organize, optimize, keep under control. Turns out, it’s not a spreadsheet, it’s a buffet. You’re meant to taste things. All of it. The sweet, the bitter, the too-spicy moments that make your eyes water and your heart beat faster. Life’s not here to be understood; it’s here to be devoured.
So taste the rain when it falls. Taste the chaos of a night that went wrong and still somehow ended up feeling right. Taste the quiet mornings when the world feels suspended. Taste the people, not literally (well, maybe sometimes), but the way they make you feel, the way they change your rhythm for a while. Hug too long. Laugh too loud. Fall in love with something ridiculous. Burn your tongue on something worth it.
Image: The Persistence of Memory (1931) by Salvador Dalí.
Collection of the Museum of Modern Art (MoMA), New York.
© Salvador Dalí, Fundació Gala-Salvador Dalí / Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York.
The courage is there, you just have to taste it
Because what’s the point of saving yourself for later? Later is a myth. Later is where all the untasted moments go to die. You don’t get points for restraint; you get stories for indulgence. You are not running out of time, you’re just running out of courage to live like you mean it.
So take a bite. A big one. Let it drip down your chin, let it stain your shirt, let it ruin the plan. Taste the fear, the thrill, the heartbreak, the sun, the stupid inside jokes. Taste the damn life you’ve been so busy analyzing. And if it tastes you back, good. That’s how you’ll know you’re finally alive.
And a random fact that nobody asked for: the first thing I see when I wake up is this poster. First of all it's cool as f and secondly... I meant every word.
You can’t stream flavor, but this comes close. Sweet, reckless, a little too alive. The playlist for nights that taste like bad decisions and perfect timing.
Sustainable Print
Printed on FSC approved paper, 200gsm.
Details matter
Personality and uniqueness with every piece.
Part of a bigger picture
Stories, not just posters.
A PURCHASE WITH BENEFITS
Sure, you’re just buying a poster. But in the process, you’re also rescuing your wall from eternal boredom and casually planting a tree. Basically, you’re a philanthropist now. Congratulations on being both stylish and morally superior.
THE BOTANICAL COLLECTION:
Because your walls deserve more than just beige. From smug little lemons to flowers showing off in full bloom, this collection turns plants, fruits, and vegetables into posters that are way too pretty to be called “decor.” Fresh, bold, and just a little dramatic, these prints bring the garden inside (without the watering, bugs, or inevitable plant funerals).
In case your walls are still too naked...
