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Don’t Sunbathe It

Posters love light… just not that much light. Keep it out of direct sunlight unless you’re into that washed-out, vintage look.

Frame It, Maybe?

Frames aren’t just for rich art collectors. They keep your poster flat, clean, and safe from the horror of accidental coffee spills.

Dust, Don’t Crust

A gentle wipe with a dry, soft cloth once in a while is enough. No, your mop does not qualify. And please… don’t use cleaning spray. It’s paper, not your kitchen counter.

Roll Responsibly

Moving? Roll it loosely and stick it in a cardboard tube. Don’t fold it. Folds are forever, just like bad tattoos.

Climate Control (For Posters, Not Your Mood)

Keep it in a dry, cool place. Humidity makes posters wrinkle like raisins. Basements and bathrooms? Hard no.

Recycle the Right Way

If, for some unholy reason, you stop loving it... don’t trash it. Donate, swap, or recycle.

The posters clean up nice with a sturdy wooden frame, already kitted out to hang straight on your wall (because wrestling with nails is overrated).

Ready-to-hang: Comes with the hanging kit, so you can skip the assembly drama.

Frame Material: Solid pine wood. Tougher than it looks.

Frame Size: Chunky enough to last (20-25mm thick), sleek enough to look good (1014mm wide).

Paper Weight: Heavyweight 200 gsm (a solid 80 lb), because floppy posters are a tragedy.

Paper Finish: Smooth matte, zero glare. No accidental mirror selfies here.

Protection: Shatterproof plexiglass, because accidents (and clumsy friends) happen.

Sustainability: FSC-certified or equivalent, so your conscience can relax.

On-Demand Magic: No warehouses, no dust. Printed fresh and shipped just for you.

If you only buy a Poster:

You get the artwork, printed in high quality, rolled up safely in a tube. No frame, no extras, just pure visual goodness waiting to hit your wall.

If you buy a Framed Poster

Same high-quality print, but this time it comes already living in a sleek frame (ready to hang the moment it arrives).

CAN I RETURN MY ORDER IF I CHANGE MY MIND?

Yep! EU law gives you a 14-day “cooling-off” period. So if you unpack your poster and decide it’s not love at first sight, you can send it back within 14 days. No hard feelings.

How do I start a return?

Just drop an email at hello@distinctroom.com with your order number. We’ll send you the return address and next steps.

Who pays for return shipping?

Changed your mind? You cover the return shipping.

Got a damaged, misprinted, or wrong item? That’s on me. I will replace it free of charge or refund you in full.

My poster arrived damaged. What now?

Snap a quick photo and email it to me (hello@distinctroom.com) within 30 days. I will sort it out with a free replacement (or a refund if you’d rather). Easy.

What if my order never shows up?

If your package takes a holiday and gets lost in transit, I will send you a new one. No extra cost, no stress.

When will I get my money back?

Once your return lands back with me (or you show us proof it’s on the way), I will refund you to your original payment method. Usually within 14 days, but often faster.

Can I swap for another design instead?

Not directly. Since everything is printed on demand, the quickest way is: return your poster → get a refund → place a shiny new order.

Are your posters considered personalized?

Nope! All designs are my own creations, not customer-customized. That means they are returnable under EU law. If we ever launch personalized prints, those would be non-returnable (but we’ll make that super clear).

How do I reach you?
Email: hello@distinctroom.com

For the very specific details, read the Return Policy, available at the bottom of the page under "Terms and Conditions".

Petit à petit, l’oiseau fait son nid

I think back to this one story sometimes: 17 years old, overconfident, slightly dramatic (the usual combo). I told myself, “If this next move doesn’t work, I’m quitting music production.” A big risk was on the way.
Big words for someone who barely had a working PC and a questionable understanding of mixing. But the fire was there.

It had already been years of so-called “development”: which mostly meant long nights, little sleep, too many half-finished projects, and enough self-doubt to power a small city. Nothing was really moving. It felt like forever and ever and ever.

But somehow, the risk paid off. Not in fireworks or fame, more like a quiet click. A small confirmation from the universe that said, “okay, fine, you can stay.”

And looking back, I realize that was the last time I ever lied to myself. Because truth is, even if it hadn’t worked, I would’ve kept going anyway. I feel it in my heart.

Following this path isn’t always romantic or artistic. It’s messy, exhausting, sometimes ridiculous. But here I am, still doing it, still loving it, still a little delulu, and maybe that’s exactly how it’s supposed to be.

Let them talk, you’ve got places to be

I can’t even count how many times people have tried to steer me off my path. Not out of malice, really... more like… tradition. Where I come from, dreaming too big is seen as a cute phase, something you outgrow once real life sets in. People want the best for you; they just have a very specific idea of what “the best” looks like. And it usually doesn’t involve chasing invisible things.

But somehow, I never got the memo. I stayed a little delulu, just enough to believe that patience and work can move mountains, or at least make a dent in them. I’ve tripped, fallen, face-planted, and still thought, “yeah, we’re good, this is character development.”

So here’s my strange piece of wisdom, gathered somewhere between chaos and calm:
never resent the ones who try to distract you from your path. Respect them instead, and keep walking.

In time, you’ll understand why they couldn’t see what you saw and you’ll thank them, quietly, for helping you sharpen your focus.

Everything is a lesson. Nothing is random.

Sustainable Print

Printed on FSC approved paper, 200gsm.

Details matter

Personality and uniqueness with every piece.

Part of a bigger picture

Stories, not just posters.

A PURCHASE WITH BENEFITS

Sure, you’re just buying a poster. But in the process, you’re also rescuing your wall from eternal boredom and casually planting a tree. Basically, you’re a philanthropist now. Congratulations on being both stylish and morally superior.

THE SOLAR COLLECTION:

They’ve always needed each other: the Sun blazing life into our days, the Moon turning empty nights into poetry. The solar collection transforms blank walls into galaxies. And because celestial bodies love generosity, you get 10% off when 2 or more align in your cart.

Explore the Solar Collection

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