VENUS

159,97 DKK

The brightest thing in the sky, and somehow the deadliest. Venus looks like peace, feels like poetry, and hides a heart of pure fire. She’s the definition of “don’t judge by appearances”. A goddess wrapped in toxic clouds and molten rage. This poster is a love letter to beauty that burns, calm that kills, and that uncomfortable truth we all ignore: sometimes the most stunning things are the ones that could destroy you.

Don’t Sunbathe It

Posters love light… just not that much light. Keep it out of direct sunlight unless you’re into that washed-out, vintage look.

Frame It, Maybe?

Frames aren’t just for rich art collectors. They keep your poster flat, clean, and safe from the horror of accidental coffee spills.

Dust, Don’t Crust

A gentle wipe with a dry, soft cloth once in a while is enough. No, your mop does not qualify. And please… don’t use cleaning spray. It’s paper, not your kitchen counter.

Roll Responsibly

Moving? Roll it loosely and stick it in a cardboard tube. Don’t fold it. Folds are forever, just like bad tattoos.

Climate Control (For Posters, Not Your Mood)

Keep it in a dry, cool place. Humidity makes posters wrinkle like raisins. Basements and bathrooms? Hard no.

Recycle the Right Way

If, for some unholy reason, you stop loving it... don’t trash it. Donate, swap, or recycle.

The posters clean up nice with a sturdy wooden frame, already kitted out to hang straight on your wall (because wrestling with nails is overrated).

Ready-to-hang: Comes with the hanging kit, so you can skip the assembly drama.

Frame Material: Solid pine wood. Tougher than it looks.

Frame Size: Chunky enough to last (20-25mm thick), sleek enough to look good (1014mm wide).

Paper Weight: Heavyweight 200 gsm (a solid 80 lb), because floppy posters are a tragedy.

Paper Finish: Smooth matte, zero glare. No accidental mirror selfies here.

Protection: Shatterproof plexiglass, because accidents (and clumsy friends) happen.

Sustainability: FSC-certified or equivalent, so your conscience can relax.

On-Demand Magic: No warehouses, no dust. Printed fresh and shipped just for you.

CAN I RETURN MY ORDER IF I CHANGE MY MIND?

Yep! EU law gives you a 14-day “cooling-off” period. So if you unpack your poster and decide it’s not love at first sight, you can send it back within 14 days. No hard feelings.

How do I start a return?

Just drop an email at hello@distinctroom.com with your order number. We’ll send you the return address and next steps.

Who pays for return shipping?

Changed your mind? You cover the return shipping.

Got a damaged, misprinted, or wrong item? That’s on me. I will replace it free of charge or refund you in full.

My poster arrived damaged. What now?

Snap a quick photo and email it to me (hello@distinctroom.com) within 30 days. I will sort it out with a free replacement (or a refund if you’d rather). Easy.

What if my order never shows up?

If your package takes a holiday and gets lost in transit, I will send you a new one. No extra cost, no stress.

When will I get my money back?

Once your return lands back with me (or you show us proof it’s on the way), I will refund you to your original payment method. Usually within 14 days, but often faster.

Can I swap for another design instead?

Not directly. Since everything is printed on demand, the quickest way is: return your poster → get a refund → place a shiny new order.

Are your posters considered personalized?

Nope! All designs are my own creations, not customer-customized. That means they are returnable under EU law. If we ever launch personalized prints, those would be non-returnable (but we’ll make that super clear).

How do I reach you?
Email: hello@distinctroom.com

For the very specific details, read the Return Policy, available at the bottom of the page under "Terms and Conditions".

The Most Beautiful "Star"

When I was little, I couldn’t sleep. Instead of tossing around, I’d sneak outside into the early morning air and watch the sunrise together with my little dog (Rest well, Paco ❤️). Venus was always there, shining so bright it almost felt unfair to the rest of the sky. The stars around her were blinking nervously, and she just sat there, calm and untouchable.

For a while I thought I’d found the most beautiful star ever created. Turns out it wasn’t even a star. Just a planet, showing off. Figures.

And yet, I stayed fascinated by her grace. I have seen a picture of "The Birth of Venus" in a history book at my old school, so when I connected the dots... well I didn't. I knew that Venus was a planet (also a book, duh). But...a... goddess? Stunning painting though, classic for a reason. The irony is that Venus, beneath all that beauty, is basically a silent killer. Her atmosphere is pure chaos, suffocating clouds, crushing pressure, and heat that could melt metal in seconds.

Image: Sandro Botticelli,The Birth of Venus (c. 1484–1486). - Uffizi, Florence

"So it begins..."

That was the start of my whole obsession with the universe. I must’ve been seven or eight, staring up and asking the most annoying questions: why is that star twinkling and this one isn’t? Of course, nobody around me had the answer, so I turned to my only lifelines: Discovery Channel, National Geographic and books.

I didn’t have a computer, no internet, nothing. Just me, the TV, and whatever the broadcasters decided to throw my way. If it was space night, it felt like winning the lottery. If it was ants, well… tough luck. That scarcity almost made it more intense, though. We take so much for granted nowadays.

And whenever it happened, I was glued.

And nothing has changed ever since.

Sustainable Print

Printed on FSC approved paper, 200gsm.

Details matter

Personality and uniqueness with every piece.

Part of a bigger picture

Stories, not just posters.

A PURCHASE WITH BENEFITS

Sure, you’re just buying a poster. But in the process, you’re also rescuing your wall from eternal boredom and casually planting a tree. Basically, you’re a philanthropist now. Congratulations on being both stylish and morally superior.

THE SOLAR COLLECTION:

They’ve always needed each other: the Sun blazing life into our days, the Moon turning empty nights into poetry. The solar collection transforms blank walls into galaxies. And because celestial bodies love generosity, you get 10% off when 2 or more align in your cart.

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