SATURN

159,97 DKK

The main character of the solar system. Rings, attitude, presence. Saturn doesn’t orbit, it performs. Every spin’s a flex, every shadow a statement. This poster is for the dreamers who still look up, the ones who see art in orbit and style in gravity. Because let’s be honest... if the universe had a fashion icon, it’d be this colossus in gold.

Don’t Sunbathe It

Posters love light… just not that much light. Keep it out of direct sunlight unless you’re into that washed-out, vintage look.

Frame It, Maybe?

Frames aren’t just for rich art collectors. They keep your poster flat, clean, and safe from the horror of accidental coffee spills.

Dust, Don’t Crust

A gentle wipe with a dry, soft cloth once in a while is enough. No, your mop does not qualify. And please… don’t use cleaning spray. It’s paper, not your kitchen counter.

Roll Responsibly

Moving? Roll it loosely and stick it in a cardboard tube. Don’t fold it. Folds are forever, just like bad tattoos.

Climate Control (For Posters, Not Your Mood)

Keep it in a dry, cool place. Humidity makes posters wrinkle like raisins. Basements and bathrooms? Hard no.

Recycle the Right Way

If, for some unholy reason, you stop loving it... don’t trash it. Donate, swap, or recycle.

The posters clean up nice with a sturdy wooden frame, already kitted out to hang straight on your wall (because wrestling with nails is overrated).

Ready-to-hang: Comes with the hanging kit, so you can skip the assembly drama.

Frame Material: Solid pine wood. Tougher than it looks.

Frame Size: Chunky enough to last (20-25mm thick), sleek enough to look good (1014mm wide).

Paper Weight: Heavyweight 200 gsm (a solid 80 lb), because floppy posters are a tragedy.

Paper Finish: Smooth matte, zero glare. No accidental mirror selfies here.

Protection: Shatterproof plexiglass, because accidents (and clumsy friends) happen.

Sustainability: FSC-certified or equivalent, so your conscience can relax.

On-Demand Magic: No warehouses, no dust. Printed fresh and shipped just for you.

If you only buy a Poster:

You get the artwork, printed in high quality, rolled up safely in a tube. No frame, no extras, just pure visual goodness waiting to hit your wall.

If you buy a Framed Poster

Same high-quality print, but this time it comes already living in a sleek frame (ready to hang the moment it arrives).

CAN I RETURN MY ORDER IF I CHANGE MY MIND?

Yep! EU law gives you a 14-day “cooling-off” period. So if you unpack your poster and decide it’s not love at first sight, you can send it back within 14 days. No hard feelings.

How do I start a return?

Just drop an email at hello@distinctroom.com with your order number. We’ll send you the return address and next steps.

Who pays for return shipping?

Changed your mind? You cover the return shipping.

Got a damaged, misprinted, or wrong item? That’s on me. I will replace it free of charge or refund you in full.

My poster arrived damaged. What now?

Snap a quick photo and email it to me (hello@distinctroom.com) within 30 days. I will sort it out with a free replacement (or a refund if you’d rather). Easy.

What if my order never shows up?

If your package takes a holiday and gets lost in transit, I will send you a new one. No extra cost, no stress.

When will I get my money back?

Once your return lands back with me (or you show us proof it’s on the way), I will refund you to your original payment method. Usually within 14 days, but often faster.

Can I swap for another design instead?

Not directly. Since everything is printed on demand, the quickest way is: return your poster → get a refund → place a shiny new order.

Are your posters considered personalized?

Nope! All designs are my own creations, not customer-customized. That means they are returnable under EU law. If we ever launch personalized prints, those would be non-returnable (but we’ll make that super clear).

How do I reach you?
Email: hello@distinctroom.com

For the very specific details, read the Return Policy, available at the bottom of the page under "Terms and Conditions".

Hubble

By now you probably know... while other kids were watching cartoons, I was deep into my National Geographic and Discovery Channel era. Those were my Facebook and Instagram before I even knew what Wi-Fi was. I wasn’t scrolling through selfies; I was hunting for documentaries about space like a man possessed. Black holes, nebulae, exploding stars, pure serotonin.

Then one day I heard about this legendary telescope called Hubble. The one taking those insane pictures of the universe that look like someone sprinkled glitter on eternity. I was obsessed. Obviously, Hubble floats... in space. But then I learned there are telescopes on Earth too. Ground-based ones! That was it, Christmas, my birthday, and emotional awakening all at once. Somewhere out there, I was sure, there had to be a small telescope for me.

Now, keep in mind, this was around 2007. We didn’t have the internet. We didn’t even have a computer. Amazon wasn’t a thing, and I promise you, the only grocery store we had wasn’t selling telescopes next to the bread and detergent. But what we did have was TV. And oh, teleshopping. That fever dream of a medium was alive and kicking. And one glorious afternoon, there it was: A TELESCOPE. FOR KIDS.

My mom, my lovely, mischievous mom, wasted no time, except for the mandatory dramatic teasing. “I don’t know... we’ll see... it’s expensive...”
She must have been having the time of her life watching me spiral into desperation.

Fast forward a couple of weeks. I come home from school, brain fried, probably still smelling like chalk dust, and there it was. My telescope. I got a 10 that day... and a portal to the universe.

Image: Hubble's most famous picture ever taken, "Pillars of Creation, Eagle Nebula

Head in the clouds, but my gravity centered

Instantly, I put it together: no instructions, no hesitation. Manuals were for amateurs; I was a man of culture, even at nine years old. Within minutes, I was outside, on a mission to meet the stars. By this point, I had seen enough space documentaries to know one thing for sure: Saturn was the main character. Those rings? Iconic. The energy? Unmatched. No disrespect to the other planets, love them all, truly, but as a certain wise professor once said in a certain movie, “You can’t deny... Dumbledore’s got style.” You can’t mistake Saturn for anything else.

So I put on my shoes, my hoodie, my jacket (astronaut from Temu) and marched outside, ready to make history. It was late November, the air freezing, and I was convinced my small, slightly plastic telescope was about to make direct contact with Pluto or something. Saturn should be easy, right? I mean, how big could space really be? But that didn’t stop me. I set up on my street, in the dark, scanning the sky like a nine-year-old NASA intern who just got promoted to head of astrophysics. I adjusted the lens, repositioned, recalibrated (had absolutely no idea what I was doing, but God, did I look professional).

And then… I saw it. Saturn. In all its incredible glory. The rings. The color. The vibe. I saw it, I swear I did. My hands were shaking. My heart was doing backflips. I ran inside to tell my mom, trembling with excitement. I’d made contact.

Myeah...That was the cloudiest day imaginable. So cloudy you couldn't even see a glimpse of the moon.

If you want to see something, you will see it anywhere.

Sustainable Print

Printed on FSC approved paper, 200gsm.

Details matter

Personality and uniqueness with every piece.

Part of a bigger picture

Stories, not just posters.

A PURCHASE WITH BENEFITS

Sure, you’re just buying a poster. But in the process, you’re also rescuing your wall from eternal boredom and casually planting a tree. Basically, you’re a philanthropist now. Congratulations on being both stylish and morally superior.

THE SOLAR COLLECTION:

They’ve always needed each other: the Sun blazing life into our days, the Moon turning empty nights into poetry. The solar collection transforms blank walls into galaxies. And because celestial bodies love generosity, you get 10% off when 2 or more align in your cart.

Explore the Solar Collection

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