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Poster Survival Guide
🌞 Don’t Sunbathe It
Posters love light… just not that much light. Keep it out of direct sunlight unless you’re into that washed-out, vintage look.
🤔 Frame It, Maybe?
Frames aren’t just for rich art collectors. They keep your poster flat, clean, and safe from the horror of accidental coffee spills.
🤓 Dust, Don’t Crust
A gentle wipe with a dry, soft cloth once in a while is enough. No, your mop does not qualify. And please… don’t use cleaning spray. It’s paper, not your kitchen counter.
🎢 Roll Responsibly
Moving? Roll it loosely and stick it in a cardboard tube. Don’t fold it. Folds are forever, just like bad tattoos.
🥵 Climate Control (For Posters, Not Your Mood)
Keep it in a dry, cool place. Humidity makes posters wrinkle like raisins. Basements and bathrooms? Hard no.
♻️ Recycle the Right Way
If, for some unholy reason, you stop loving it... don’t trash it. Donate, swap, or recycle.
For the Detail Freaks
🏋️♀️ Paper Weight
Heavyweight 200 gsm (a solid 80 lb), because floppy posters are a tragedy.
🔖 Paper Finish
Smooth matte, zero glare. No accidental mirror selfies here.
🌳 Sustainability
FSC-certified or equivalent, so your conscience can relax.
🖼️ Frame Size (Framed Option)
Chunky enough to last (20-25mm thick), sleek enough to look good (1014mm wide).
👷♀️Protection (Framed Option)
Shatterproof plexiglass, because accidents (and clumsy friends) happen.
🪞Ready-to-hang (Framed Option)
Comes with the hanging kit, so you can skip the assembly drama.
🪄On-Demand Magic
No warehouses, no dust. Printed fresh and shipped just for you.
What do I actually get?
🌅 Unframed Poster:
You get the artwork, printed in high quality, rolled up safely in a tube. No frame, no extras, just pure visual goodness waiting to hit your wall.
🖼️ Framed Poster:
Same high-quality print, but this time it comes already living in a sleek frame (ready to hang the moment it arrives).
Ship & Flip
🧐 CAN I RETURN MY ORDER IF I CHANGED MY MIND?
Yep! EU law gives you a 14-day “cooling-off” period. So if you unpack your poster and decide it’s not love at first sight, you can send it back within 14 days. No hard feelings.
🤔 HOW DO I START A RETURN?
Just drop an email at hello@distinctroom.com with your order number. We’ll send you the return address and next steps.
🤨 WHO PAYS FOR RETURN SHIPPING?
Changed your mind? You cover the return shipping.
Got a damaged, misprinted, or wrong item? That’s on me. I will replace it free of charge or refund you in full.
💔 MY POSTER ARRIVED DAMAGED. WHAT NOW?
Snap a quick photo and email it to me (hello@distinctroom.com) within 30 days. I will sort it out with a free replacement (or a refund if you’d rather). Easy.
🚚 WHAT IF MY ORDER NEVER SHOWS UP?
If your package takes a holiday and gets lost in transit, I will send you a new one. No extra cost, no stress.
💸 WHEN WILL I GET MY MONEY BACK?
Once your return lands back with me (or you show us proof it’s on the way), I will refund you to your original payment method. Usually within 14 days, but often faster.
♻️ CAN I SWAP FOR ANOTHER DESIGN INSTEAD?
Not directly. Since everything is printed on demand, the quickest way is: return your poster → get a refund → place a shiny new order.
💁♀️ ARE YOU POSTERS CONSIDERED PERSONALIZED?
Nope! All designs are my own creations, not customer-customized. That means they are returnable under EU law. If we ever launch personalized prints, those would be non-returnable (but we’ll make that super clear).
📢 HOW DO I REACH YOU?
📧 Email: hello@distinctroom.com
For the very specific details, read the Return Policy, available at the bottom of the page under "Terms and Conditions".
Unique
Me, Myself & I
A couple of years ago, I made a song called Me, Myself & I. My most streamed one, actually. People loved it. Beautiful songwriting, good beat, nice instruments, radio-ready drop. Very serious business. Even the label loved it!
Funnily enough, the song was about a loved one. But the title had a different meaning.
I've spent a lot of time trying to understand who the hell I am. Picking things up, throwing things away, becoming someone, outgrowing him, becoming someone else. Looking at other people for answers... they surely have them... tell me who I need to be.
Now, look... I understand people care about what others think. Words have power. Insinuation is dangerous. They mess with your mind. They make you doubt yourself. You should fit in, play it safe. Don't disappoint your loved ones, please everybody... become who they want...
LMAO.
Death & taxes
HAHAHAHA.
Listen to me. I have traveled ALL OVER THIS UNIVERSE. I have pushed myself out of my comfort zone. I have seen the beginning and the end of mankind. I was there at the beginning of time, I helped the gods put it together.
I, unfortunately, missed the Trojan Horse. In hindsight, suspiciously large horse...
Trust me when I say this: only two things are certain. Death and taxes.
Imagine the pain I experienced (TWICE, BY THE WAY!!!!) when I came back from the journey of a lifetime and some people still had the audacity to tell me who I should be, what I should do, what I should say and all that yada yada about life.
Oh, what pain?
First of all, we all die eventually. Womp womp. Make the most of it. Be yourself.
Secondly...
I will die...
taxed.
55% on my second salary.
I hope a certain somebody steps on a specific type of brick.
Sound design.
Tax-free playlist. Oh, wait. VAT is a thing. Whatever. Just enjoy some unique music:
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