SUSH
Some people find peace in meditation, others in journaling. I find mine in music. Until SOMEBODY decides their small talk is more important than my playlist. This poster, dressed in innocent florals, is really just a polite way of saying: unless I invited you in (I didn’t), sush.
Poster Survival Guide
Don’t Sunbathe It
Posters love light… just not that much light. Keep it out of direct sunlight unless you’re into that washed-out, vintage look.
Frame It, Maybe?
Frames aren’t just for rich art collectors. They keep your poster flat, clean, and safe from the horror of accidental coffee spills.
Dust, Don’t Crust
A gentle wipe with a dry, soft cloth once in a while is enough. No, your mop does not qualify. And please… don’t use cleaning spray. It’s paper, not your kitchen counter.
Roll Responsibly
Moving? Roll it loosely and stick it in a cardboard tube. Don’t fold it. Folds are forever, just like bad tattoos.
Climate Control (For Posters, Not Your Mood)
Keep it in a dry, cool place. Humidity makes posters wrinkle like raisins. Basements and bathrooms? Hard no.
Recycle the Right Way
If, for some unholy reason, you stop loving it... don’t trash it. Donate, swap, or recycle.
For the Detail Freaks
The posters clean up nice with a sturdy wooden frame, already kitted out to hang straight on your wall (because wrestling with nails is overrated).
Ready-to-hang: Comes with the hanging kit, so you can skip the assembly drama.
Frame Material: Solid pine wood. Tougher than it looks.
Frame Size: Chunky enough to last (20-25mm thick), sleek enough to look good (1014mm wide).
Paper Weight: Heavyweight 200 gsm (a solid 80 lb), because floppy posters are a tragedy.
Paper Finish: Smooth matte, zero glare. No accidental mirror selfies here.
Protection: Shatterproof plexiglass, because accidents (and clumsy friends) happen.
Sustainability: FSC-certified or equivalent, so your conscience can relax.
On-Demand Magic: No warehouses, no dust. Printed fresh and shipped just for you.
What do I actually get?
If you only buy a Poster:
You get the artwork, printed in high quality, rolled up safely in a tube. No frame, no extras, just pure visual goodness waiting to hit your wall.
If you buy a Framed Poster
Same high-quality print, but this time it comes already living in a sleek frame (ready to hang the moment it arrives).
Ship & Flip
CAN I RETURN MY ORDER IF I CHANGE MY MIND?
Yep! EU law gives you a 14-day “cooling-off” period. So if you unpack your poster and decide it’s not love at first sight, you can send it back within 14 days. No hard feelings.
How do I start a return?
Just drop an email at hello@distinctroom.com with your order number. We’ll send you the return address and next steps.
Who pays for return shipping?
Changed your mind? You cover the return shipping.
Got a damaged, misprinted, or wrong item? That’s on me. I will replace it free of charge or refund you in full.
My poster arrived damaged. What now?
Snap a quick photo and email it to me (hello@distinctroom.com) within 30 days. I will sort it out with a free replacement (or a refund if you’d rather). Easy.
What if my order never shows up?
If your package takes a holiday and gets lost in transit, I will send you a new one. No extra cost, no stress.
When will I get my money back?
Once your return lands back with me (or you show us proof it’s on the way), I will refund you to your original payment method. Usually within 14 days, but often faster.
Can I swap for another design instead?
Not directly. Since everything is printed on demand, the quickest way is: return your poster → get a refund → place a shiny new order.
Are your posters considered personalized?
Nope! All designs are my own creations, not customer-customized. That means they are returnable under EU law. If we ever launch personalized prints, those would be non-returnable (but we’ll make that super clear).
How do I reach you?
Email: hello@distinctroom.com
For the very specific details, read the Return Policy, available at the bottom of the page under "Terms and Conditions".
Sush
Are the signs in the room with us?
Ever since I was a kid (I been legit), music was my escape hatch from the world. My dad came back from a year in South Korea with a tiny square mp3 player (I think it was a mobiBLU product?): 256MB of pure emotional chaos and bad early-2000s compression. That thing could barely hold ten songs, but they were my ten songs. Michael Jackson, Modern Talking and Daft Punk, the good times. It was my first taste of being alone with music: not in a lonely way, but in a “don’t you dare talk to me while I’m imagining I’m in a slow-motion movie montage” way.
Fast forward 12+ years, and here I am: a music producer and songwriter still holding grudges against anyone who dares interrupt a perfectly good track. People call it “antisocial.” I call it “protecting the vibe.” This poster is my polite way of saying: if I wanted to talk, you’d know. I’d have taken off my headphones, paused my playlist, now we can do the small talk thingy, I'm pretty good at it.
Some things should never change
Now we’ve got every song ever made in our pockets and yet, not much has changed. I still obsess over every little reverb tail in a Tame Impala album like it’s a religious experience. I still hate being interrupted mid-dream. Sometimes I wonder where I’d be without that little cube. No idea where it is, but it shaped me. I'll never forget you little guy.
Now I make posters about it. Because why say it out loud when you can frame it instead? You gotta love life. Sometimes... no. Music on, volume high, world down.
Like those cool Tumblr posts from back in the day.
The sea-loverr will never forget.
Sustainable Print
Printed on FSC approved paper, 200gsm.
Details matter
Personality and uniqueness with every piece.
Part of a bigger picture
Stories, not just posters.
A PURCHASE WITH BENEFITS
Sure, you’re just buying a poster. But in the process, you’re also rescuing your wall from eternal boredom and casually planting a tree. Basically, you’re a philanthropist now. Congratulations on being both stylish and morally superior.
THE BOTANICAL COLLECTION:
Because your walls deserve more than just beige. From smug little lemons to flowers showing off in full bloom, this collection turns plants, fruits, and vegetables into posters that are way too pretty to be called “decor.” Fresh, bold, and just a little dramatic, these prints bring the garden inside (without the watering, bugs, or inevitable plant funerals).
In case your walls are still too naked...
