NOPE
For when your patience has officially left the chat. Whether it’s unsolicited opinions, shady “business opportunities,” or someone’s 3-hour monologue about nothing... remember: you don’t need to explain yourself. This poster says it all: Nope. Not today, not tomorrow, not ever.
Poster Survival Guide
Don’t Sunbathe It
Posters love light… just not that much light. Keep it out of direct sunlight unless you’re into that washed-out, vintage look.
Frame It, Maybe?
Frames aren’t just for rich art collectors. They keep your poster flat, clean, and safe from the horror of accidental coffee spills.
Dust, Don’t Crust
A gentle wipe with a dry, soft cloth once in a while is enough. No, your mop does not qualify. And please… don’t use cleaning spray. It’s paper, not your kitchen counter.
Roll Responsibly
Moving? Roll it loosely and stick it in a cardboard tube. Don’t fold it. Folds are forever, just like bad tattoos.
Climate Control (For Posters, Not Your Mood)
Keep it in a dry, cool place. Humidity makes posters wrinkle like raisins. Basements and bathrooms? Hard no.
Recycle the Right Way
If, for some unholy reason, you stop loving it... don’t trash it. Donate, swap, or recycle.
For the Detail Freaks
The posters clean up nice with a sturdy wooden frame, already kitted out to hang straight on your wall (because wrestling with nails is overrated).
Ready-to-hang: Comes with the hanging kit, so you can skip the assembly drama.
Frame Material: Solid pine wood. Tougher than it looks.
Frame Size: Chunky enough to last (20-25mm thick), sleek enough to look good (1014mm wide).
Paper Weight: Heavyweight 200 gsm (a solid 80 lb), because floppy posters are a tragedy.
Paper Finish: Smooth matte, zero glare. No accidental mirror selfies here.
Protection: Shatterproof plexiglass, because accidents (and clumsy friends) happen.
Sustainability: FSC-certified or equivalent, so your conscience can relax.
On-Demand Magic: No warehouses, no dust. Printed fresh and shipped just for you.
What do I actually get?
If you only buy a Poster:
You get the artwork, printed in high quality, rolled up safely in a tube. No frame, no extras, just pure visual goodness waiting to hit your wall.
If you buy a Framed Poster
Same high-quality print, but this time it comes already living in a sleek frame (ready to hang the moment it arrives).
Ship & Flip
CAN I RETURN MY ORDER IF I CHANGE MY MIND?
Yep! EU law gives you a 14-day “cooling-off” period. So if you unpack your poster and decide it’s not love at first sight, you can send it back within 14 days. No hard feelings.
How do I start a return?
Just drop an email at hello@distinctroom.com with your order number. We’ll send you the return address and next steps.
Who pays for return shipping?
Changed your mind? You cover the return shipping.
Got a damaged, misprinted, or wrong item? That’s on me. I will replace it free of charge or refund you in full.
My poster arrived damaged. What now?
Snap a quick photo and email it to me (hello@distinctroom.com) within 30 days. I will sort it out with a free replacement (or a refund if you’d rather). Easy.
What if my order never shows up?
If your package takes a holiday and gets lost in transit, I will send you a new one. No extra cost, no stress.
When will I get my money back?
Once your return lands back with me (or you show us proof it’s on the way), I will refund you to your original payment method. Usually within 14 days, but often faster.
Can I swap for another design instead?
Not directly. Since everything is printed on demand, the quickest way is: return your poster → get a refund → place a shiny new order.
Are your posters considered personalized?
Nope! All designs are my own creations, not customer-customized. That means they are returnable under EU law. If we ever launch personalized prints, those would be non-returnable (but we’ll make that super clear).
How do I reach you?
Email: hello@distinctroom.com
For the very specific details, read the Return Policy, available at the bottom of the page under "Terms and Conditions".
Nope
Some people...
It’s funny how some people treat “no” as if it’s the start of a conversation instead of the end of one. Like I haven’t already done the mental math a hundred times before deciding I’m not interested. They think if they just keep pushing... a few compliments here, a bit of guilt there... I’ll fold. But I won’t.
Because I’ve learned that when people really respect you, they listen the first time. The ones who don’t aren’t hearing you at all; they’re hearing opportunity slip away. They care less about what you feel and more about what they can get. It’s not personal, it’s transactional, but that doesn’t make it any less exhausting.
I used to take it personally, though. I used to think if I just explained myself better, softened my tone, added a few emojis to sound less “cold,” maybe they’d finally get it. Spoiler: they never do. Because they don’t want to understand, they just want access.
"No" doesn't mean "Convince me"
Now I say no and mean it. No just means no, not “ask again later,” not “convince me,” not “try harder.” My time is mine. My energy is mine. If that makes me “difficult,” then perfect. How do you say (politely) "I don't care what you think?" without saying it?
People like to pretend they care, but the truth comes out fast when you stop being convenient. You see how quickly “we’re like family” turns into silence once there’s nothing to take. And that’s fine, I’d rather lose a few people than lose myself. There’s power in choosing peace over approval, in walking away without a dramatic speech, just quiet conviction.
Because saying no isn’t rejection, it’s protection. It’s a reminder that your worth doesn’t shrink just because someone couldn’t extract value from it. So if you’re still waiting for me to change my mind, don’t hold your breath. I said no. And I meant it.
My mom disliked you anyway.
Short fuse, long day. I'm running out of patience too. You're going to relate to this then:
Sustainable Print
Printed on FSC approved paper, 200gsm.
Details matter
Personality and uniqueness with every piece.
Part of a bigger picture
Stories, not just posters.
A PURCHASE WITH BENEFITS
Sure, you’re just buying a poster. But in the process, you’re also rescuing your wall from eternal boredom and casually planting a tree. Basically, you’re a philanthropist now. Congratulations on being both stylish and morally superior.
THE LEXICON COLLECTION:
It started with one word: then another showed up uninvited, and before we knew it, there was a whole philosophy in bold. The Lexicon collection celebrates fonts with feelings and phrases that flirt with meaning. Add two or more to your cart, the grammar police approve a 10% discount.
In case your walls are still too naked...
