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A3 (29.7 x 42 cm) / Premium Matte Paper Poster

230,84 DKK

Our premium matte paper is heavier-weight, white, and features a smooth, uncoated finish that feels luxuriously soft to the touch:

Paper Finishing: Matte, smooth, non-reflective surface.
Paper Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), thickness: 0.26 mm (10.3 mils).
Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent paper for sustainability.
Available Sizes: 29 sizes in inches (US&CA) and cms (rest of the world).

Learn about paper types and their unique textures and finishes here.

No minimum orders, printed and shipped on demand.

🌞 Don’t Sunbathe It

Posters love light… just not that much light. Keep it out of direct sunlight unless you’re into that washed-out, vintage look.

🤔 Frame It, Maybe?

Frames aren’t just for rich art collectors. They keep your poster flat, clean, and safe from the horror of accidental coffee spills.

🤓 Dust, Don’t Crust

A gentle wipe with a dry, soft cloth once in a while is enough. No, your mop does not qualify. And please… don’t use cleaning spray. It’s paper, not your kitchen counter.

🎢 Roll Responsibly

Moving? Roll it loosely and stick it in a cardboard tube. Don’t fold it. Folds are forever, just like bad tattoos.

🥵 Climate Control (For Posters, Not Your Mood)

Keep it in a dry, cool place. Humidity makes posters wrinkle like raisins. Basements and bathrooms? Hard no.

♻️ Recycle the Right Way

If, for some unholy reason, you stop loving it... don’t trash it. Donate, swap, or recycle.

🏋️‍♀️ Paper Weight

Heavyweight 200 gsm (a solid 80 lb), because floppy posters are a tragedy.

🔖 Paper Finish

Smooth matte, zero glare. No accidental mirror selfies here.

🌳 Sustainability

FSC-certified or equivalent, so your conscience can relax.

🖼️ Frame Size (Framed Option)

Chunky enough to last (20-25mm thick), sleek enough to look good (1014mm wide).

👷‍♀️Protection (Framed Option)

Shatterproof plexiglass, because accidents (and clumsy friends) happen.

🪞Ready-to-hang (Framed Option)

Comes with the hanging kit, so you can skip the assembly drama.

🪄On-Demand Magic

No warehouses, no dust. Printed fresh and shipped just for you.

🌅 Unframed Poster:

You get the artwork, printed in high quality, rolled up safely in a tube. No frame, no extras, just pure visual goodness waiting to hit your wall.

🖼️ Framed Poster:

Same high-quality print, but this time it comes already living in a sleek frame (ready to hang the moment it arrives).

🧐 CAN I RETURN MY ORDER IF I CHANGED MY MIND?

Yep! EU law gives you a 14-day “cooling-off” period. So if you unpack your poster and decide it’s not love at first sight, you can send it back within 14 days. No hard feelings.

🤔 HOW DO I START A RETURN?

Just drop an email at hello@distinctroom.com with your order number. We’ll send you the return address and next steps.

🤨 WHO PAYS FOR RETURN SHIPPING?

Changed your mind? You cover the return shipping.

Got a damaged, misprinted, or wrong item? That’s on me. I will replace it free of charge or refund you in full.

💔 MY POSTER ARRIVED DAMAGED. WHAT NOW?

Snap a quick photo and email it to me (hello@distinctroom.com) within 30 days. I will sort it out with a free replacement (or a refund if you’d rather). Easy.

🚚 WHAT IF MY ORDER NEVER SHOWS UP?

If your package takes a holiday and gets lost in transit, I will send you a new one. No extra cost, no stress.

💸 WHEN WILL I GET MY MONEY BACK?

Once your return lands back with me (or you show us proof it’s on the way), I will refund you to your original payment method. Usually within 14 days, but often faster.

♻️ CAN I SWAP FOR ANOTHER DESIGN INSTEAD?

Not directly. Since everything is printed on demand, the quickest way is: return your poster → get a refund → place a shiny new order.

💁‍♀️ ARE YOU POSTERS CONSIDERED PERSONALIZED?

Nope! All designs are my own creations, not customer-customized. That means they are returnable under EU law. If we ever launch personalized prints, those would be non-returnable (but we’ll make that super clear).