LIPS

299,00 DKK

🌞 Don’t Sunbathe It

Posters love light… just not that much light. Keep it out of direct sunlight unless you’re into that washed-out, vintage look.

🤔 Frame It, Maybe?

Frames aren’t just for rich art collectors. They keep your poster flat, clean, and safe from the horror of accidental coffee spills.

🤓 Dust, Don’t Crust

A gentle wipe with a dry, soft cloth once in a while is enough. No, your mop does not qualify. And please… don’t use cleaning spray. It’s paper, not your kitchen counter.

🎢 Roll Responsibly

Moving? Roll it loosely and stick it in a cardboard tube. Don’t fold it. Folds are forever, just like bad tattoos.

🥵 Climate Control (For Posters, Not Your Mood)

Keep it in a dry, cool place. Humidity makes posters wrinkle like raisins. Basements and bathrooms? Hard no.

♻️ Recycle the Right Way

If, for some unholy reason, you stop loving it... don’t trash it. Donate, swap, or recycle.

🏋️‍♀️ Paper Weight

Heavyweight 200 gsm (a solid 80 lb), because floppy posters are a tragedy.

🔖 Paper Finish

Smooth matte, zero glare. No accidental mirror selfies here.

🌳 Sustainability

FSC-certified or equivalent, so your conscience can relax.

🖼️ Frame Size (Framed Option)

Chunky enough to last (20-25mm thick), sleek enough to look good (1014mm wide).

👷‍♀️Protection (Framed Option)

Shatterproof plexiglass, because accidents (and clumsy friends) happen.

🪞Ready-to-hang (Framed Option)

Comes with the hanging kit, so you can skip the assembly drama.

🪄On-Demand Magic

No warehouses, no dust. Printed fresh and shipped just for you.

🌅 Unframed Poster:

You get the artwork, printed in high quality, rolled up safely in a tube. No frame, no extras, just pure visual goodness waiting to hit your wall.

🖼️ Framed Poster:

Same high-quality print, but this time it comes already living in a sleek frame (ready to hang the moment it arrives).

🧐 CAN I RETURN MY ORDER IF I CHANGED MY MIND?

Yep! EU law gives you a 14-day “cooling-off” period. So if you unpack your poster and decide it’s not love at first sight, you can send it back within 14 days. No hard feelings.

🤔 HOW DO I START A RETURN?

Just drop an email at hello@distinctroom.com with your order number. We’ll send you the return address and next steps.

🤨 WHO PAYS FOR RETURN SHIPPING?

Changed your mind? You cover the return shipping.

Got a damaged, misprinted, or wrong item? That’s on me. I will replace it free of charge or refund you in full.

💔 MY POSTER ARRIVED DAMAGED. WHAT NOW?

Snap a quick photo and email it to me (hello@distinctroom.com) within 30 days. I will sort it out with a free replacement (or a refund if you’d rather). Easy.

🚚 WHAT IF MY ORDER NEVER SHOWS UP?

If your package takes a holiday and gets lost in transit, I will send you a new one. No extra cost, no stress.

💸 WHEN WILL I GET MY MONEY BACK?

Once your return lands back with me (or you show us proof it’s on the way), I will refund you to your original payment method. Usually within 14 days, but often faster.

♻️ CAN I SWAP FOR ANOTHER DESIGN INSTEAD?

Not directly. Since everything is printed on demand, the quickest way is: return your poster → get a refund → place a shiny new order.

💁‍♀️ ARE YOU POSTERS CONSIDERED PERSONALIZED?

Nope! All designs are my own creations, not customer-customized. That means they are returnable under EU law. If we ever launch personalized prints, those would be non-returnable (but we’ll make that super clear).

📢 HOW DO I REACH YOU?

📧 Email: hello@distinctroom.com

For the very specific details, read the Return Policy, available at the bottom of the page under "Terms and Conditions".

Kiss like there's no tomorrow. Land on the ground after.

Kiss Land

A song once said that red lips always lie, which is a brilliant little PR campaign for desire. Seductive, dramatic, slightly toxic... exactly the sort of thing pretty lips would pull off. But maybe the real mistake was letting them speak at all.

Because I have a better theory: when the right lips find yours, words become unnecessary. There is no need for speeches when a kiss says everything faster and better. Just the rare pleasure of something fitting exactly as it should: mouth to mouth, silence to silence.

And then comes that feeling: raw, breathless, impossible to resist. The kind of kissing that turns urgent in seconds. All heat, hunger, and that beautiful loss of control only the right lips can cause. Hands move slowly at first, finding the neck, the back of the head, the curve of the back, the hips, like desire is learning its favorite places by touch. You only pull away to steal a breath, then fall right back in harder, as if you’ve found something far too good to ever let go of. No talking, no lies, no distance... just two people caught in kiss land.

Return Policy

When you find the lips that fit yours perfectly, do something reckless for once: promise them away. Give them to someone and let them keep them. Not metaphorically, not “until further notice,” not until life gets inconvenient and everybody suddenly discovers emotional maturity. If those lips found the one place they belong, let them stay claimed.

Of course, timing may decide to be an asshole. Life might separate you, distance might stretch between you, and the universe might insist on turning something simple into a very expensive lesson in patience. Fine. Let it have its little performance. The promise does not disappear just because the moment was wrong. Some things are not meant to end; they are simply forced to wait.

When the time is right, go back. Go back to the person you gave your lips to and let the promise finish what timing interrupted. No explanations, no grand speech, no need to make the universe feel important. Sometimes one kiss is enough to remember who you truly are... and who you chose to belong to.

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