JUPITER

159,97 DKK

A colossus holding chaos at bay. Jupiter doesn’t shine, it reflects. Doesn’t rest, it endures. The planet that swallows comets for breakfast and keeps pretending it’s fine. All storms, no stillness; all strength, no applause. This poster is for the quiet protectors, the ones who absorb the hits so others don’t have to. For those who look calm from a distance but inside, the Red Spot never stops spinning.

Don’t Sunbathe It

Posters love light… just not that much light. Keep it out of direct sunlight unless you’re into that washed-out, vintage look.

Frame It, Maybe?

Frames aren’t just for rich art collectors. They keep your poster flat, clean, and safe from the horror of accidental coffee spills.

Dust, Don’t Crust

A gentle wipe with a dry, soft cloth once in a while is enough. No, your mop does not qualify. And please… don’t use cleaning spray. It’s paper, not your kitchen counter.

Roll Responsibly

Moving? Roll it loosely and stick it in a cardboard tube. Don’t fold it. Folds are forever, just like bad tattoos.

Climate Control (For Posters, Not Your Mood)

Keep it in a dry, cool place. Humidity makes posters wrinkle like raisins. Basements and bathrooms? Hard no.

Recycle the Right Way

If, for some unholy reason, you stop loving it... don’t trash it. Donate, swap, or recycle.

The posters clean up nice with a sturdy wooden frame, already kitted out to hang straight on your wall (because wrestling with nails is overrated).

Ready-to-hang: Comes with the hanging kit, so you can skip the assembly drama.

Frame Material: Solid pine wood. Tougher than it looks.

Frame Size: Chunky enough to last (20-25mm thick), sleek enough to look good (1014mm wide).

Paper Weight: Heavyweight 200 gsm (a solid 80 lb), because floppy posters are a tragedy.

Paper Finish: Smooth matte, zero glare. No accidental mirror selfies here.

Protection: Shatterproof plexiglass, because accidents (and clumsy friends) happen.

Sustainability: FSC-certified or equivalent, so your conscience can relax.

On-Demand Magic: No warehouses, no dust. Printed fresh and shipped just for you.

If you only buy a Poster:

You get the artwork, printed in high quality, rolled up safely in a tube. No frame, no extras, just pure visual goodness waiting to hit your wall.

If you buy a Framed Poster

Same high-quality print, but this time it comes already living in a sleek frame (ready to hang the moment it arrives).

CAN I RETURN MY ORDER IF I CHANGE MY MIND?

Yep! EU law gives you a 14-day “cooling-off” period. So if you unpack your poster and decide it’s not love at first sight, you can send it back within 14 days. No hard feelings.

How do I start a return?

Just drop an email at hello@distinctroom.com with your order number. We’ll send you the return address and next steps.

Who pays for return shipping?

Changed your mind? You cover the return shipping.

Got a damaged, misprinted, or wrong item? That’s on me. I will replace it free of charge or refund you in full.

My poster arrived damaged. What now?

Snap a quick photo and email it to me (hello@distinctroom.com) within 30 days. I will sort it out with a free replacement (or a refund if you’d rather). Easy.

What if my order never shows up?

If your package takes a holiday and gets lost in transit, I will send you a new one. No extra cost, no stress.

When will I get my money back?

Once your return lands back with me (or you show us proof it’s on the way), I will refund you to your original payment method. Usually within 14 days, but often faster.

Can I swap for another design instead?

Not directly. Since everything is printed on demand, the quickest way is: return your poster → get a refund → place a shiny new order.

Are your posters considered personalized?

Nope! All designs are my own creations, not customer-customized. That means they are returnable under EU law. If we ever launch personalized prints, those would be non-returnable (but we’ll make that super clear).

How do I reach you?
Email: hello@distinctroom.com

For the very specific details, read the Return Policy, available at the bottom of the page under "Terms and Conditions".

The protector

Somewhere out there, a giant is holding the line for us. Jupiter: massive, magnetic, ancient, sits between us and the chaos, swallowing comets like it’s a full-time job. It doesn’t shine on its own, it just reflects light, yet somehow it’s the biggest thing in the sky. A planet so large it bends space, keeping the asteroid belt from turning Earth into confetti. You don’t really think about it, but every quiet sunrise is a thank-you note we never sent.

I kinda get it. The unrequested guardian role. Jupiter is like.... “Don’t worry, I’ll handle it.” That’s the line. Half the time he's just spinning, hoping the orbit doesn’t collapse. But that’s the thing about big energy, you protect first, process later. And no one ever thanks Jupiter; they just keep living under its shield, unaware it’s out there, tired and still spinning.

The calm before the storm

And then there’s the Great Red Spot, a storm that’s been raging for centuries. A hurricane the size of Earth, spinning endlessly, refusing to die. Kind of poetic, isn’t it? The planet that protects everyone else is also the one that never stops fighting itself. The same gravity that shields the solar system also keeps that storm alive, trapped in its own orbit. There’s something quietly tragic about that, strength that can’t rest because it was built to endure.

Jupiter doesn’t scream about it. It just turns, calmly, like nothing’s happening. That’s the trick with power, it learns to look peaceful even while tearing itself apart. Maybe that’s the real definition of balance: not harmony, but endurance dressed up as composure. A planet in constant turbulence, pretending it’s a sky.

And people are the same. They let the storm be. Why would they trouble an already troubled mind?

Sustainable Print

Printed on FSC approved paper, 200gsm.

Details matter

Personality and uniqueness with every piece.

Part of a bigger picture

Stories, not just posters.

A PURCHASE WITH BENEFITS

Sure, you’re just buying a poster. But in the process, you’re also rescuing your wall from eternal boredom and casually planting a tree. Basically, you’re a philanthropist now. Congratulations on being both stylish and morally superior.

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They’ve always needed each other: the Sun blazing life into our days, the Moon turning empty nights into poetry. The solar collection transforms blank walls into galaxies. And because celestial bodies love generosity, you get 10% off when 2 or more align in your cart.

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